Here is my Christmas wish list. I know you like to surprise me but not all surprises are good. Remember the year of the kitchen gadgets? I promise I will be surprised if you actually get me something on this list. I'm trying to save you the trouble of having to remember any of the things I may have mentioned through out the year. I understand that you only heard me if I spoke during commercial breaks. I'm really doing this for you, Santa. My little gift to you. You're welcome.